This stinking turd of a movie makes it onto the ass end of the list because it is truly disturbing that anybody ever scripted, paid for, directed or acted in it. When you consider the synopsis on its own – Hulk Hogan gets amnesia and becomes Santa, utilizing his body builder guns to physically assault a horde of bad guys in order to save an orphanage – it sounds as if at the very least it might be a nice slice of ironically bad cinematography to enjoy while smoking the last of your stash under the fairy lights on Christmas Eve. It isn’t. It is a pile of steamy, mushy, fly-covered proverbial. You would have to be under 6, or sufficiently lobotomized so as to induce the day-to-day characteristics of an under 6-year-old, to enjoy this movie. Actually, if you look at it like that, maybe stoners will like it after all…
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